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πŸŽƒ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (OR A CURSE, RESULTS DEFINITELY NOT GUARANTEED) πŸŽƒ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. Β  TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
πŸ”₯ All hail MITCH: 5-week hit streak and counting.πŸ”₯ DEREK is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.πŸ”₯ JACK CALLEN is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.πŸ”₯ CONNER is 3-for-3 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.
πŸ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for PRESTON. The pumpkin patch is watching.πŸ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for JONAH. The pumpkin patch is watching.πŸ’€ RILEY is a walking curse on this billion -- 7 weeks and counting.
πŸ’© ANDREW STILL HASN'T PICKED πŸ’© β€” πŸ’© ANDREW STILL HASN'T PICKED πŸ’©
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 8_β–‘Γ—
= $2,196.50 EACH (split 12 ways)
4 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR (4 still playing)
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waiting on 1 pick β€” go pick your guy!
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#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinJosh Allen (QB)BUFBALSun, 1:00 PM ESTTD! HIT
2NoahChase Brown (RB)CINTENSun, 1:00 PM ESTPLAYING
3PrestonKyren Williams (RB)LARLACSun, 4:05 PM ESTNOT STARTED
4RileyJavonte Williams (RB)DALARISun, 1:00 PM ESTPLAYING
5DerekKenneth Walker III (RB)KCDENSun, 4:25 PM ESTNOT STARTED
6ThomasJosh Jacobs (RB) Γ—2 TDs!GBCARThu, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
7JonahTrey McBride (TE)ARIDALSun, 1:00 PM ESTPLAYING
8MitchDerrick Henry (RB)BALBUFSun, 1:00 PM ESTTD! HIT
9TylerJahmyr Gibbs (RB)DETMINSun, 1:00 PM ESTPLAYING
10ConnerD'Andre Swift (RB)CHISEAMon, 8:15 PM ESTNOT STARTED
11Jack CallenTony Pollard (RB)TENCINSun, 1:00 PM ESTTD! HIT
⏱ Head Gambler: place the DraftKings ticket before Thu, 8:15 PM EDT (earliest kickoff)