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๐ŸŽƒ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (OR A CURSE, RESULTS DEFINITELY NOT GUARANTEED) ๐ŸŽƒ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ NOAH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ PRESTON bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY got cooked. Somewhere a scout is laughing at them.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ JONAH single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ NOAH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ PRESTON bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY got cooked. Somewhere a scout is laughing at them.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ JONAH single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.
๐Ÿ”ฅ All hail MITCH: 5-week hit streak and counting.๐Ÿ”ฅ DEREK is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ JACK CALLEN is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER is 3-for-3 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.
๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for PRESTON. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for JONAH. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY is a walking curse on this billion -- 7 weeks and counting.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 7_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(6 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $37,126.00 ๐Ÿ’ฐ
= $3,093.83 EACH (split 12 ways)
6 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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(archived week โ€” final results)
#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinIsaiah Likely (TE)NYGHOUSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
2NoahBijan Robinson (RB)ATLSFSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
3PrestonChris Olave (WR)NOPITSun, 9:30 AM EDTMISS
4RileyJahmyr Gibbs (RB)DETGBSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
5DerekJonathan Taylor (RB)INDMINSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
6ThomasDerrick Henry (RB)BALCINSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
7JonahTetairoa McMillan (WR)CARTBSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
8MitchD'Andre Swift (RB)CHINEThu, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
9TylerOllie Gordon II (RB)MIANYJSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
10ConnerPuka Nacua (WR)LARLVSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
11Jack CallenJavonte Williams (RB)DALPHIMon, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
12AndrewJaxon Smith-Njigba (WR)SEAKCSun, 8:20 PM EDTTD! HIT