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๐ŸŽƒ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (OR A CURSE, RESULTS DEFINITELY NOT GUARANTEED) ๐ŸŽƒ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ PRESTON whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JONAH made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.๐Ÿ’€ ANDREW single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ PRESTON whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JONAH made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.๐Ÿ’€ ANDREW single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.
๐Ÿ”ฅ All hail MITCH: 5-week hit streak and counting.๐Ÿ”ฅ DEREK is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ JACK CALLEN is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER is 3-for-3 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.
๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for PRESTON. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for JONAH. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY is a walking curse on this billion -- 7 weeks and counting.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 6_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(7 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $30,774.00 ๐Ÿ’ฐ
= $2,564.50 EACH (split 12 ways)
5 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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(archived week โ€” final results)
#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinDerrick Henry (RB)BALCLESun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
2NoahKenneth Walker III (RB) ร—2 TDs!KCLACSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
3PrestonJaxon Smith-Njigba (WR)SEADENThu, 8:15 PM EDTMISS
4RileyJalen Coker (WR)CARPHISun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
5DerekD'Andre Swift (RB) ร—2 TDs!CHIATLSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
6ThomasJames Cook III (RB)BUFLVSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
7JonahJosh Allen (QB)BUFLVSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
8MitchAshton Jeanty (RB)LVBUFSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
9TylerTyler Warren (TE)INDTENSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
10ConnerJavonte Williams (RB)DALGBSun, 8:20 PM EDTTD! HIT
11Jack CallenKenny Gainwell (RB)TBPITSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
12AndrewPuka Nacua (WR)LARARISun, 4:05 PM EDTMISS