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๐ŸŽƒ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (OR A CURSE, RESULTS DEFINITELY NOT GUARANTEED) ๐ŸŽƒ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ RILEY bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ DEREK got cooked. Somewhere a scout is laughing at them.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ ANDREW bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ DEREK got cooked. Somewhere a scout is laughing at them.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN made a pick so bad it belongs in a museum of failure.๐Ÿ’€ ANDREW bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.
๐Ÿ”ฅ All hail MITCH: 5-week hit streak and counting.๐Ÿ”ฅ DEREK is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ JACK CALLEN is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER is 3-for-3 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.
๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for PRESTON. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for JONAH. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY is a walking curse on this billion -- 7 weeks and counting.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 5_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(5 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $46,508.00 ๐Ÿ’ฐ
= $3,875.67 EACH (split 12 ways)
7 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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(archived week โ€” final results)
#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinKyren Williams (RB)LARBUFMon, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
2NoahDerrick Henry (RB)BALATLSun, 8:20 PM EDTTD! HIT
3PrestonPuka Nacua (WR)LARBUFMon, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
4RileyTrevor Lawrence (QB)JAXPHISun, 9:30 AM EDTMISS
5DerekAmon-Ra St. Brown (WR)DETARISun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
6ThomasD'Andre Swift (RB)CHIGBSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
7JonahEmanuel Wilson (RB)SEASFSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
8MitchJavonte Williams (RB)DALTBThu, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
9TylerMatthew Golden (WR)GBCHISun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
10ConnerGeorge Pickens (WR)DALTBThu, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
11Jack CallenDalton Kincaid (TE)BUFLARMon, 8:15 PM EDTMISS
12AndrewBijan Robinson (RB)ATLBALSun, 8:20 PM EDTMISS