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๐ŸŽƒ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (OR A CURSE, RESULTS DEFINITELY NOT GUARANTEED) ๐ŸŽƒ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ NOAH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ CONNER got cooked. Somewhere a scout is laughing at them.๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ NOAH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ CONNER got cooked. Somewhere a scout is laughing at them.
๐Ÿ”ฅ All hail MITCH: 5-week hit streak and counting.๐Ÿ”ฅ DEREK is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ JACK CALLEN is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER is 3-for-3 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.
๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for PRESTON. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for JONAH. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY is a walking curse on this billion -- 7 weeks and counting.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 4_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(6 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $49,906.00 ๐Ÿ’ฐ
= $4,158.83 EACH (split 12 ways)
6 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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(archived week โ€” final results)
#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinAshton Jeanty (RB)LVKCSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
2NoahJa'Marr Chase (WR)CINJAXSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
3PrestonJosh Allen (QB)BUFNESun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
4RileyTyler Shough (QB)NOATLMon, 8:15 PM EDTMISS
5DerekJavonte Williams (RB) ร—3 TDs!DALHOUSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
6ThomasDavid Montgomery (RB)HOUDALSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
7JonahHarold Fannin Jr. (TE)CLEPITThu, 8:15 PM EDTTD! HIT
8MitchJahmyr Gibbs (RB)DETCARSun, 8:20 PM EDTTD! HIT
9TylerLadd McConkey (WR)LACSEASun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
10ConnerJeremiyah Love (RB)ARINYGSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
11Jack CallenJames Cook III (RB)BUFNESun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
12AndrewChristian McCaffrey (RB)SFDENSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT