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๐ŸŽƒ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (OR A CURSE, RESULTS DEFINITELY NOT GUARANTEED) ๐ŸŽƒ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ NOAH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ MITCH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ CONNER fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ NOAH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ THOMAS fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ MITCH bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.๐Ÿ’€ TYLER fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ CONNER fumbled the assignment. A stain on this proud league.๐Ÿ’€ JACK CALLEN bet on a literal ghost. Zero. Zilch. Coward's pick.
๐Ÿ”ฅ All hail MITCH: 5-week hit streak and counting.๐Ÿ”ฅ DEREK is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ JACK CALLEN is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER is 3-for-3 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.
๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for PRESTON. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for JONAH. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY is a walking curse on this billion -- 7 weeks and counting.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 3_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(8 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $14,033.00 ๐Ÿ’ฐ
= $1,169.42 EACH (split 12 ways)
ticket: +116848
4 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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(archived week โ€” final results)
#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinCeeDee Lamb (WR)DALBALSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
2NoahJonathan Taylor (RB)INDHOUSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
3PrestonChristian McCaffrey (RB)SFARISun, 4:05 PM EDTTD! HIT
4RileyChase Brown (RB)CINPITSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
5DerekJahmyr Gibbs (RB) ร—3 TDs!DETNYJSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
6ThomasAshton Jeanty (RB)LVNOSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
7JonahBhayshul Tuten (RB)JAXNESun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
8MitchDrake London (WR)ATLGBThu, 8:15 PM EDTMISS
9TylerChuba Hubbard (RB)CARCLESun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
10ConnerOmarion Hampton (RB)LACBUFSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
11Jack CallenDavid Montgomery (RB)HOUINDSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
12AndrewDerrick Henry (RB) ร—2 TDs!BALDALSun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT