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๐ŸŽƒ ONE DOLLAR IN, A BILLION DOLLARS OUT (OR A CURSE, RESULTS DEFINITELY NOT GUARANTEED) ๐ŸŽƒ PICK A GUY. HE SCORES. WE EAT. ย  TRICK OR TREAT!!!!
๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ CONNER single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.๐Ÿ’€ AUSTIN whiffed so hard the wind knocked over a stadium.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY picked a guy who forgot how to score. Brickfingered.๐Ÿ’€ CONNER single-handedly threatened the billion. Unforgivable.
๐Ÿ”ฅ All hail MITCH: 5-week hit streak and counting.๐Ÿ”ฅ DEREK is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ JACK CALLEN is 2-for-2 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.๐Ÿ”ฅ CONNER is 3-for-3 and somehow still humble about it. Respect.
๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for PRESTON. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ 2 weeks of bad juju for JONAH. The pumpkin patch is watching.๐Ÿ’€ RILEY is a walking curse on this billion -- 7 weeks and counting.
THE BOARD - 2026 Week 1_โ–กร—
๐Ÿ’€ TICKET IS DEAD ๐Ÿ’€
(3 legs missed) โ€” but keep watching, we play for pride now
๐Ÿ’ฐ $?????? ๐Ÿ’ฐ
(the Head Gambler hasn't placed the ticket yet)
9 of 12 TOUCHDOWNS SO FAR
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(archived week โ€” final results)
#MANAGERTHEIR GUYTEAMvsKICKOFFSTATUS
1AustinDrake London (WR)ATLPITSun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
2NoahJahmyr Gibbs (RB) ร—2 TDs!DETNOSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
3PrestonD'Andre Swift (RB) ร—3 TDs!CHICARSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
4RileyTetairoa McMillan (WR)CARCHISun, 1:00 PM EDTMISS
5DerekOmarion Hampton (RB)LACARISun, 4:25 PM EDTTD! HIT
6ThomasJavonte Williams (RB) ร—2 TDs!DALNYGSun, 8:20 PM EDTTD! HIT
7JonahJonathan Taylor (RB) ร—2 TDs!INDBALSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
8MitchJaxon Smith-Njigba (WR)SEANEWed, 8:20 PM EDTTD! HIT
9TylerDerrick Henry (RB) ร—3 TDs!BALINDSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
10ConnerDe'Von Achane (RB)MIALVSun, 4:25 PM EDTMISS
11Jack CallenBijan Robinson (RB)ATLPITSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT
12AndrewAmon-Ra St. Brown (WR) ร—2 TDs!DETNOSun, 1:00 PM EDTTD! HIT